Pony up another $500 and you can at least get one of those other “options”. Enjoy.

Yeah, he totally shouldn’t do this and should know better.

You’ve revealed entirely too much about your character.

He’s not looking to compete, he’s looking to be carried. Competitive players don’t force themselves off a team just because the QB changed.

“...breaking two bones in Nikola Mirotic’s face with a punch in a practice fight.”

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

This is gold, nothing tops letting imbeciles make imbeciles of themselves in public.

Yeah I won’t go. But someone else responded that he went to the doc and even got a prostate exam and nothing turned up, so I guess we’re in the clear...

Instagram needs to get their shit together and bring back the fucking chronological feed. The algorithmic feed is bullshit, their reasons behind it are bullshit, and it made the app experience significantly worse.

Who cares? What does his phone matter? Psycho shoots up church. Do we think there is critical info on his phone? Like he’s a member of a secret society out to shoot up churches? This is just the FBI/DOJ looking for another excuse to outlaw encryption.

This is such bullshit. Of course they can decrypt the fucking phone. Unsolder the flash device from the PCB, dump its contents, then give the data to the DoE to crunch the decryption on a couple of their supercomputers that would stupidly and pointlessly be simulating nuclear bomb explosions ordinarily.

Pretty sure that phone is filled with thoughts and prayers. If only we could get them out of there, we could do absolutely nothing.

Ideally both should be performed standing

I will often stand and pee after I’m done taking a crap (and wiping). I don’t know why, but it’s hard for me to get a solid flow going sitting down. Probably should have a doctor look at that...

This is how the world works. Either become a corporation or be taxed excessively. 

Why are people surprised at this? Every rich person with a good accountant does this.

FTFY

If Kaep’s phone rings with a Houston area code what are the odds of him throwing the phone directly into a river? What are the odds that it hits the water?

Thank you for running this. I don’t have any love for Trump, but he’s not wrong about fake news. And I agree with you in that this isn’t anywhere near anything of importance - I mean, he’s feeding fish - but this is the level it’s reached. And this:

and if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that NFL front offices have a real strong grasp of QB evaluation