Okay Dom, I was trying to just be nice and start the day with a little humor but it appears to have been lost somewhere in the mix. Perhaps you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Fiduciary duty.

I’m going to guess you’re the guy who argued this was the NFL’s least popular season. Shut the fuck up.

Because Lena Dunham is an attention whore with no boundaries or apparent need for privacy.

Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.

No, she became legendary for standing up to stalking and horrible intrusion.

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

Erin Andrews is legendary for out-blonding Pam Oliver.

the legendary sportscaster’s

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

I sometimes think Rose McGowan should take a deep breath before she tweets. I also believe Meryl is probably very much in a bubble when it comes to her day-to-day life.

Hey, Tom
I wish you and all the Deadspin staff continued balling for the year to come.

—Sean

Welp, I guess that’s it for acting. Time to look for human remains in Anthony Hopkins’ freezer.

Referees hate this guy.

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

The NFL is going to be no more in 15-20 years.

Rhythmic Weightlifting.

Brown’s just lucky he’s not woman...

Team doctors placed the odds of Curry returning this week at 3-1.