It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

It should be very easy to pick between those two options for the rest of the season.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

In front of their child no less.

domestic violence towards men is normally considered humorous

Seriously, between her “bad” day and his “minor” injuries this is just an odd writeup. Unless there’s something else going on here that’s not being mentioned, this is way too glib. 

He’s football’s Marshall Henderson.

Baker Mayfield is a college gem. I can’t wait for the Browns to take him in the draft and have him wash out of the NFL in 2 years.

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

Yeah, he totally shouldn’t do this and should know better.

You’ve revealed entirely too much about your character.

He’s not looking to compete, he’s looking to be carried. Competitive players don’t force themselves off a team just because the QB changed.

“...breaking two bones in Nikola Mirotic’s face with a punch in a practice fight.”

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

This is gold, nothing tops letting imbeciles make imbeciles of themselves in public.

Yeah I won’t go. But someone else responded that he went to the doc and even got a prostate exam and nothing turned up, so I guess we’re in the clear...

Ideally both should be performed standing

I will often stand and pee after I’m done taking a crap (and wiping). I don’t know why, but it’s hard for me to get a solid flow going sitting down. Probably should have a doctor look at that...

This is how the world works. Either become a corporation or be taxed excessively. 

Why are people surprised at this? Every rich person with a good accountant does this.