FTFY

If Kaep’s phone rings with a Houston area code what are the odds of him throwing the phone directly into a river? What are the odds that it hits the water?

and if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that NFL front offices have a real strong grasp of QB evaluation

Pats could pick up Kaepernick as a back-up. Boston fans would surely embrace that.

You know why

Not that this is the point, but Ohio State actually finished with the #24 recruiting class in the country and the highest rated class in the Big 10. To be clear, I don’t like or follow Ohio State and had no idea about their recruiting until this article on Beverly made me interested to look it up. I’m not saying that…

Rest In Peace, you horny old coot. And for all his many faults, this has always stood out to me:

Doesn’t matter, it’s plausible that he’d never have played football if the NFL hadn’t spent the previous decades ignoring/obfuscating/burying the concussion research, which is the whole point of the lawsuit

This whole thing has gone so far off the rails...actual questions:

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

OK I know I might get shit for this, but can we really say Trump is a white supremacist? I loathe the man and am left of center, so this isn’t right-wing bias. I think he’s racist and bigoted, no question. And I think his response to Charlottesville and his most objectionable policies are racist and bigoted. But I am…

Or he already had damage at that point. The point kinda is that right now, we don’t know. Was he an asshole because his brain was swiss cheese, or was he already an asshole and his brain being swiss cheese worse?

Two people, guilty of a crime, were arrested. Not a big story. What if they had been arrested for another crime? Tax evasion? Hit and run? Driving without a licence? Should the police have waited for a more convenient time to arrest two known criminals?

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff was fucking horrendous.

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

League investigator Kia Roberts is just trying to make a name for herself and get out of the shadow of her big sister, Hyundai Roberts.

I want Carson back!

Dear Lifehacker,

Humans. Humans are the best midnight snack.

So what’s the over/under on all these emails being fake. This week is seems pretty obvious at the very least letter 3 was written by Jane.