She's slept with both but i'm mildly interested in the 35 year old bartender who can't seem to get it together, lies about everything and rarely keeps it in his pants. I can fix him.

She doesn't know what Brooklyn is

whoever played scheana's song....you are my favourite Gawker Media Staff member ever. Please never change.

her favorite descriptor is "ratchet"

About that critic - Jefferey Wells - he can go eat a bag of baby dicks. If a comedian isn't funny to a critic, that's fair. But their looks shouldn't really have an influence on judgment. I mean, I think Ralphie May is a visual mess, but he's got his funny moments. Patton Oswalt looks like a DnD dwarf to me, but he's…

That is DELICIOUS

Even children aren't paying Willy Moon proper respect.

Funny the way the word "almost" works.

her husband looks exactly like every other white dude in the entertainment industry.

If I saw that happening to a woman at dinner, my dinner would be ruined. It makes me ill. So yeah. I'd put it on trip advisor.

It looks now like that original response has been removed, and a new one has been posted by the owner denying any wrongdoing. He goes to some lengths to paint the complaint, and the complainant, both, as inherently unhinged. You know we wimmins all be crazy! Nothing we see really happened! And if it did, it wasn't…

Are there any videos that are particularly good? I'm haunted by the same "why?" and lack of closure re: someone who was never even officially mine. I had a sexual awakening with him. He is everything I want but doesn't love me back (though he "really, really likes me and I'm beautiful and smart and funny and creative…

I used to do that too. When I started studying the Meisner technique, it went away. Meisner is all about being in the present moment and getting free of thought bullshit, basically. Not that you don't think anymore; you're just free of thought traps.

yes! get therapy! and don't get discouraged if you have to shop around for a therapist that works for you! There is no one size fits all therapy. :)

I think the hardest thing to deal with is understanding why something happened. Because often you never actually KNOW why, and WILL never know why.

i have been very preoccupied with the thought of dying lately. i can't even leave the house without worrying if i am going to die somehow that day (car accident, falling chunk of ice, random act of violence, etc) and have been wondering if i should seek out some therapy. then i saw this article. i am going to find…

If you can't afford therapy, there's always support groups. You're liable to find at least one for the issues you're having, they're usually free, and even if it's not actual therapy, just being in a room with people that are also trying to work through their shit is almost as effective.

Yea...but it's expensive so I'll just keep repressing my heartbreak over my 6 year on-off torrid romance that ended with a bang.