Portland people gonna Portland.

I don’t mind seeing one every now and then but some people just post them one after another and it’s like...how much inspirational shit do you need? How can so many things be so profound to you? It’s the same people every damn time, too.

what I hate the most are those passive-aggressive emo posts like “I’m not mad at…

OK, embarrassed to say this, but I find him totes hot. I had a sad wank session when he was written off the show.

tbh most teens probably deserve to be punched

HE NEVER DESERVED HER.

YOLANDA, I’M A STRAIGHT WOMAN BUT PLEASE MARRY ME SO I CAN BASK FOREVER IN THE GOLDEN AURA EMINATING FROM YOUR LIFE/FRIDGE

tfw you serially date uber religious dudes and then are like wtf bone me please and they are like dude what part of this did you not get and you’re like tru

Considering you need to be licensed and trained to use any of the vehicles you listed, I’d rather take my chances with them rather than some armed nutjob who can go and get a gun with neither.

and then we can huff and puff and blow it right down

You could build an entire house out of all that straw.

It’s incredible what makes people become unglued. Motherfucker, smoking inside buildings has been outlawed basically everywhere for YEARS. This is not new information. Yet this is what he decided was worth killing someone over? Some defenseless employee just doing her job, telling him something any idiot knows? The…

... that Britney was in the middle of a very public and heartbreaking mental health breakdown the likes of which she still has not lived down?

I’m just letting y’all know that I’m watching that Shia LaBeouf livestream of Shia LaBeouf watching every Shia LaBeouf movie. He’s on day three.

Google Shia LaBeouf watching Transformers and see why Shia LaBeouf is all of us.

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Update: the poor bastard, people keep coming up to Shia…

Not to play the tiniest violin and be an ass but I think it is worse if you are a woman, people think they own you and have the right to tell you what is wrong with you. Then you get tabloids calling you fat when you have gained 2 lbs because you have not been to the gym obsessively for 5 hours each day.

Woah, what? Really? Isn’t because they enjoy each other’s company a reason?

Well, that sure sounds abusive and paranoid.

Huh? That doesn’t make any sense. My partner’s best friend is a girl, and I’m not going to demand that they stop hanging out once we’re hitched. Likewise, if he asked me to quit hanging out with my guy friends I’d be pissed. This just seems like an insecurities issue.

What? Are you insane?