I think Gruden’s plan is to take these three first round picks, and move them for 28 sixth and seventh rounders. Everyone knows that’s where you find the grinders.

Reverse that order, more likely.

Hell at this point, the Cowboys could use Jessica Simpson’s voice in the offence.

I don’t get what the big fuss is all about. Next spring, the Raiders will spend one first-round pick on another Amari Cooper-type, the next on a Khalil Mack-type, and then have a one extra first to get a Bo Jackson-type. Easy-peasy.

Why is there no Jon Gruden in redface picture for this...

Given Romo’s ability to predict plays on the field, he’ll totally tell Gruden who he will/should pick.

I know this is a joke. But, I think Romo probably knows more than Gruden at this point. It would probably help them if he was called!

Fast forward to April 2019 when Jon Gruden is in the Raiders war room, going to his inner-circle for draft advice...

Ooops - I don’t have my Carrs straight.

Amari and his family are writing thank you cards as we speak. I was a “life long” (evidently not) Raiders fan from late 60s til mid 80s, but since I can’t name 5 Raiders now I guess I no longer qualify.

Nah, you just have to have good range.

He still gets up at 4 to scout college QBs (so he’ll know which three to pick in the 1st round).

If he could manage to trade David Carr, then Gruden is a genius.

Next trade - David Carr to the Jaguars for a $250 gift card to PF Changs.

Somehow he has wet the bed after getting out of bed. It’s a quantum wet bed.

Just wanted to use this gif. 

Raiders draft board:

Grudes is going to draft 3 quarterbacks (and ruin all of them) in the first round, isn’t he?

I guess this means Gruden doesn’t have to get up at 4:00am anymore. Or is he still going to pretend they aren’t tanking?

Turns out Drew’s 4-12 prediction was actually optimistic.