Colin Cowherd strongly disagrees.

Must be some sort of mixup - all the Cardinals fans I’ve seen are using #MAGA and #AllLivesMatter

i love the fact that i have no idea who this kid’s father is...bodes well for his future.

So with a 6-8 week recovery period that would mean he will be ready for the Conference finals right?

Fortunately this will never be needed in America because of our highly successful Abstinence Program.

OMG, I slept with a guy once who was 27 and swore to me he’d had a vasectomy, so he didn’t need a condom. Good try there, buddy. Who knows how many women he knocked up? Yeah, men are weird about this. I’m with you.

Cmon, stop piling on Rose. Everyone here needs to stop ganging up on him, it’s like the moment he’s vulnerable you guys just call each other up, get in line and take turns at slamming him. It’s not like he asked for any of this :(

#WelcomeBackBaseball (Mariners) is a little more clever than it seems: it’s almost certainly a riff on “Goodbye baseball!” the signature home run call of their (other) longtime announcer, Rick Rizzs.

This bit never stops being true.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

#Heyhey? #HolyCow? #WhatCurse?

WinDanceRepeat? Repeat what? Getting swept out of the playoffs in the first round?

#LetsGoFish is quite excellent, considering that’s what most Marlins fans (term used loosely) will indeed be doing at game time.

I used to go to Rays games back in college. Beers cost more than the ticket

How in the world does #windancerepeat reference the Red Sox? Shouldn’t be whinedicksrepeat?

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Surprise parties are the fucking worst. Sooooo hostile.

Cornell, my alma mater, is a private land-grant university meaning that generally, tuition is astronomical but they have big in-state tuition discounts for certain subsidized programs, which is how my family could afford to send me there. The school paper always prints a fake edition on April 1, but I was so stressed…

The fuck is wrong with people? Why would you ever “””joke””” about someone’s loved one being hurt? Who finds this shit funny?!

“Do you have the test results, Doctor?”