I think I’ll run for office in Wisconsin. And the first thing I’ll do is introduce a bill that requires men to get permission from their wives/girlfriends before they are able to get Viagra, Cialis, condoms or any beverage above 3.2% ABV.

Does the law even try to provide for cases where the father is unknown? What happens if the mother insists she’s a virgin and the pregnancy is a miracle?

Some so-called referee should’ve called that play back and given the ball to the Patriots. No reason. It’s just that America is patriotic, not falconetic.

Shows what a fucking liar Spencer is. His own organisation, under his leadership, has been publishing media that calls for fucking genocide! But hey, some antifa dude smacked him in the chops to interrupt an international news interview that Spencer was using to promote that genocidal ideology, so he’s the real victim…

And the Nazis are renowned for honoring the pacts and treaties that resulted from the various talks. /s

I saw this on twitter and I felt so many emotions all at once. Touched by the people coming together, sickened and saddened that this is happening in 2017 and then even more sickened and saddened that I’m not shocked by this. 2015 me wouldn’t and couldn’t believe this is our new reality.

Yes because talking to Nazis in the 20s and 30s really convinced them of the errors or flaws in their argument.

Remember we should respect their beliefs too...

You know what Andy Reid finds even more enticing than Tony Romo’s busted ribs?

Since this is NYC, I fully expect Trump to take notice and issue an EO banning mandatory body cams on cops, because of the cost.

There’s actually something both comforting and mildly disturbing about Tomatoface’s unwavering dedication to trolling. GM exists no more but this dude carries on. He’s always quickly outed. Yet he puts up a brave front until folks stop responding to him. Then he switches handles and runs back into the comments. Will…

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

I’m making corn and black bean salsa and slow cooker meatballs. My boyfriend is making pot stickers and pigs in a blanket. Friends are bringing a veggie tray.

Oh, man. Say...uh...is she single?

Messing around with Cousins rarely ends well.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

Before anyone starts with all of this “It’s because he’s black” crap, let me point out that Wayne Gretzky, despite all his amazing accomplishments, is also not in the Football Hall of Fame.

tell that to william mckinley

His supporters are stupid enough that they will protest Budweiser by drinking Bud Light.

Elitist city folk picking on a cop because of religion? Oh man, I’ll just wait right here to see how upset those Blue Lives Matter/religious freedom folks get over this.