Only if they were black, otherwise there would be a mini-game where you buy them a burger. 

Haha damn, I did an “ATM Machine” redundancy there. 

Thank god we’ve finally found the answer for school shootings in America.

Citizens Defending Freedom...by using the government to remove speech they don’t like from schools.

But the kid is a KID.

Dammit, every time you guys do an article about MtG (the game, not the unfathomably shitty congressperson) I get tempted to rejoin all over again.  NO!  BAD!  Maybe just a little...