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Me, too! English is pretty nonsensical, grammatically speaking.

I did it by thinking of it in terms of parts—the student population consists of three parts girls and two parts boys. That makes five parts. 120/5=24, so two parts boys=48 and three parts girls=72.

"opining that it was "just a joke" doesn't make it better."

(I'm agnostic, but I agree with you 100%.)

That sounds amazing. I want one.

I have awful stress dreams about arguing with people I love. I wake up angry with them but also freaked out that they're angry with me, and it's awful.

Dammit, Jezebel. I have successfully avoided Jay Leno's smug face for years. Thanks so much.*

I don't know... I can see her sleeping her way through Eagleton's most eligible bachelors, breaking hearts and forgetting names.

Dear ABC,

Also, why on earth is this in the greys? Shouldn't anything containing Tom Hiddleston get automatically promoted? Come on, Jezebel, get your shit together.

It's even worse because he's clearly TOTALLY DELIGHTED to be there. He's just such a funny, charming dude. WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE OF HIM?

Oh, my god. I am dying. DYING.

Wow. I don't have any experience or wisdom to offer, but I just wanted to say that that really sucks. Sorry that you and your family are going through such a rough time.

I've been half-dissertating, half job-searching. Now that I've got a job (non-teaching, but I like it), I'm going to switch to half-dissertating, half-writing a paper for PAMLA (one that I'm really excited about but proposed without having so much as an outline). It's tough, because it's very hard for me to set my own

I used to really suck at dealing with change, then some major changes happened and I sort of had to get good at it. The biggest thing for me is to occasionally take time to check in with myself, and I usually plan that into my schedule somehow (like, "Sunday morning: 'me' time"). I think/write about how I think things

That sucks. I wish I could convert my burner to a real account, but that's not possible, and I'm so nervous that the file I've saved my key in will disappear into the ether or something.

Oh, man, do I know that feeling. Once, when I was a kid, my mom mentioned off-hand that "chubby" girls look better with longer hair, and that shit dug into my brain and did not let go until college, when I decided "fuck that, I want short hair," and I got it cut, and it looked awful, because I had no sense of style

Um, I own Bridget Jones and French Kiss. They are fantastic, and you have no reason to be embarrassed by them.

I can't remember where I read this, but apparently when you feel things in dreams, your brain responds the exact same way it does when you feel them in real life. So, in kind of a weird, neuroscience-y kind of way, you *did* feel his boner. Or, at least, your experience of dreaming you felt his boner is neurologically