Oh, fuck no! I have enormous respect and love for Andy Reid: he has given us an incredible run (and if he leaves Philly without a Superbowl ring, as it seems he may, there is no justice in the universe). I want him to have a long and wonderful career. BUT I cannot be happy for him if he wins with the Cowboys. It would…

Two totally shallow reactions:

Cosigned, because what the actual fuck? It seems like the desire to offer a very simple method has been taken too far, informed less by science and more by "women are tiny, inactive creatures and do not need the vast piles of food required to sustain big, masculine menfolk in their daily labor!".

"College application fees are a barrier to getting an education." No shit! Really? Next you're going to tell me water is wet and Youtube commenters are assholes.

Oh, man. I *hate* it when that happens.

Yep, I get super excited when I meet a man with basic survival skills. I mean, It's impressive enough if he knows how to do laundry, so if he can also chop and heat foodstuffs? PASSPORT TO MY PANTS, Y'ALL. I am not letting that rare and beautiful creature get away.