If that happened in front of my front door, I think I’d start off feeling angry, and then very quickly become rather impressed.

A friend once told me that he had new powerbands installed on his dirt bike.

YES.

There’s a dealership in my city that only sells terrible (previously totaled) bro-dozers with obnoxious lift kits, HID swaps and cheesy vinyl graphics. If they had a tattoo shop that only did tribal armbands, a music shop that only sold Nickelback and Monster Truck CDs and a sunglasses shop that only sold white…

And the Nissan dealership could have an artisanal paper bag store, so nobody will recognize you while you drive your hideous new car.

(Honestly, this was a great read. I thoroughly enjoyed it.)

Actually, like most Corvettes... I think it’s kind of ugly.

First off, let me start with the fact that I’m 32, and have owned over 150 cars since I turned 15. I’m also a licensed mechanic... so I’m familiar with cars!

Having worked for a factory sponsored rally team, this hits close to home. Nothing like watching a car you and your team built into a beautiful race car, on a ridiculous schedule, while sorting out pre-production issues of a car that was still a prototype at this point, having it do very, very well at its debut race,…

Kinda sounds like every Malibu I’ve ever driven.

I’m ahead of the game, I used to have an ‘87 Pacifica!

Don’t worry, even if it did become a production vehicle, North America wouldn’t be able to get it.

At least Saab was nice enough to give you a button that you could use for anything your Swedish heart desired... instead of a switch blank!

One of these little piles of HATE. Daewoo failed in North America because they were terrible in every way, yet someone in their infinite wisdom at GM decided they should rebadge it and sell it. You’d think a small, underpowered car with skinny tires would be at least be decent in the snow, but even with high quality…

Scrap is really low right now.

And I thought rear glass for my ‘52 was hard to find!
(And you’re very welcome!)

There’s at least one Beetle like this as well. I can’t imagine how happy I’d be if I saw a Beetle on the tarmac when my plane landed.

His great grandchildren went on to be featured in Subaru Forester ads?

It’s not Canada. We use salt on our roads and that Nissan would already have severe rust problems and would not look good in a brochure.

Glorious noise is the only reason I swapped a VR6 into my Beetle.

Which FF movie was “Motec system exhaust” mentioned in?