So funny story, back in 1998 when I had my first car at the age of 15, an absolutely ruined Omni GLH, I couldn’t find a grill anywhere. So I bought a 1st gen Caravan grill for a buck at the wreckers, and cut it in half because I figured it was just a double Omni grill. It was not. I guess measuring it first may have…

I’m in. Whichever shop it is, they can have me.

It’s terrible.

Aren’t a Prius and a fridge basically the same thing? Boring, soulless appliance?

Well someone actually got the font right for once.

Mexican market ‘86 Aspen. Because they get weird shit there.

Pfft, Hyundai Pony or GTFO. These sold like hotcakes in Canada, but didn’t meet US emission requirements and they never thought to install a cheat device... or a catalytic converter.

People with compensation trucks and people with Corvettes are two of my very least favorite things, so I’m also going to go ahead and hate everyone involved.

It’s probably a toss-up between him and the Corvette owner.

It’s Ontario, the biker will get charged and she won’t.

From someone who owns 12 aircooled VWs, the title image for this article is perfectly appropriate.

Yup. I drive a New Beetle. I take a lot of abuse for it, and I absolutely love my car. It’s also the reason I met my amazing, brilliant girlfriend. (Hers is the red one).

Love the Harlequin, that thing is sexy! I wish I could find one around here!

I like ads with late Super Beetles that say “Herbie Replica”.

I will admit I am a Herbie fanatic, and aside from the uhh... later movie, they are just GOOD movies. The original has a great story, some epic driving, some beautiful cars, and best of all, a fast Beetle.

It’s okay, the door lock actuator probably won’t work anyway.

I have a 2006 Ridgline, just rolled over 400,000 km. This truck has had a flatbed trailer behind it for at least half of that mileage, and hasn’t missed a beat. In fact, it replaced my ‘03 GMC Sierra because it towed better, and drives like a luxury car when I’m just driving it around.

Funny, I have 688,000 km on my car on the original clutch assembly (yep!) and tranny, and I rest my hand on the shifter constantly. I did wear the top of the shift knob smooth, but there have definitely not been any other side effects.

I feel like I just watched a Trump supporters’ rally.

I might be the exception here... my landlord is an obsessive car nut, has never mentioned ANYTHING about the “numerous” projects I usually have going on in the driveway, and continues to e-mail me craigslist and ebay links to neat cars pretty much daily.

I also spy a crispy 914 and a well-done 356 in the photos :(