So while language use is flexible and so on, and everyone can do what they see fit, the phrase hoi polloi doesn’t need a definite article before it, because hoi means ‘the.’

I know social media isn’t the full story of anyone’s life but lately it seems like my Facebook feed is full of people taking trips-to Ireland, Hawaii, Disney World, New York, etc. Or they’re selling houses and moving into nicer houses. Or they’re all schmoopy about anniversaries. Meanwhile I’m contemplating divorce,…

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

The more I think about it, the more I hate the idea of “team doctors.” Why are players subject to the medical care of people with such a stark conflict of interest? It pressures the doctors to sacrifice the player’s long term health for the short term interest of the team.

Halsey looks a hawt mess. But it looks like we found the person who would invest in several of these shirts.

Look, I like Spicer about as much as the next person on this site but at least he read to the kids. In the past it would have been the President and the First Lady to do the honors. Trump couldn’t even be bothered. So, I know that’s a pretty low bar but this is the Trump’s administration. Not being a hat tossing…

Don’t you get it? These MAGA chuds buying a blank book with their own money is like a total own of the libs. I personally had to retreat into my own gay space luxury communism safe space I got owned so hard.

Also, as numerous “family values a.k.a anti-LBGT” Republicans can tell you, you can, in fact, cheat on your wife with a man.

It’s not only a worldview that (unless Mike Pence is enough of a weirdo that he doesn’t do any of this social/professional stuff with dudes either) excludes women in the man’s professional sphere from receiving the same socially-derived career benefits as men in equivalent positions.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Bionicles* 7:12 “And lo did Baylorthius, the giver of knowledge, state that it was more important to label oneself as Christian than act as the same.”

No need to make one up, that’s just Leviticus

3. By Competition Committee; Replaces the sideline replay monitor with a hand-held device and authorizes designated members of the Officiating department to make the final decision on replay reviews.

If you thought HC was legitimately one of the two worst candidates for president in US history, you should probably take a break.

You get the clear worst choice of the two by every conceivable metric because dumbasses like yourself thought there was no practical difference between them.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to say how much I love those dorky-ass Charles-Samuel-Spike commercials during the NCAAs.

Mark Wahlberg in:

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.