I’m not crying. You’re crying.

I love the moments when the dog looks back, “you keeping up human?”

That’s...dope as shit.

They giggle when you tickle them! I <3 rats!

They are wonderful, clean, loving little beings. I wish they lived longer.

Rats are the best!

The article pretty much nailed them. Kaepernick is beyond good enough to be a backup somewhere. The fact that he’s not means he’s getting blacklisted, and the Seahawks thing sounds exactly the same as when Goodell reached out to the Rams to take Michael Sam in the 7th round to make sure he didn’t go undrafted (and…

As someone once said of Donald Trump, he is what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. These sitcoms are what morons think nerds are like.

I’m beginning to think the University could have handled things better

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

‘God save thee, ancient Laker!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!—
Why look’st thou so?’—With my second pick
I took the ALBATROSS.

There’s obviously different things going on under Magic’s and Embiid’s tables.

Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

Yeah no. I’ll be the obnoxious German person who says: sure, keep the plantations, the market auction platforms, the shackles and huts. Keep the gallows and whips. Make them into museums and commemorative spaces to grieve, respect and remember the victims.

Knowing what your coworkers make is the only way to keep employers honest-ish. Keeping that stuff secret serves no one’s interests but the employers’.

Nope, it makes workers realize how bad they are possibly getting the shaft. Which in turn results in resentment toward the management. 

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”