Oh boo-hoo, your heroes gently turned to ash and floated away. Try watching Prowl’s eyes turn red and flames come out of his mouth when he was killed. Or seeing Wheeljack’s corpse shoved aside without mention. Or Optimus Prime turn charcoal black when he died. In my day we knew how to traumatize children!

If I eat one of grandma’s heavy Golden Age breakfasts, I’m content to munch on chips for the rest of the day. It’s about being balanced, as all things should be.

...you know, while RDJ rightly gets a shitton of credit for how his portrayal of Tony Stark basically gave the MCU the shot of life it needed, Chris Evans might be the best in the MCU, in terms of acting skill.

Is it wrong I just immediately notice the Thundercats insignia on the van? What’s weirder still is the van appears to be in some sort of livery. Is there some sort of Mexican ambulance service that’s using Thundercats as its logo?

The device is delivered, instantaneously causing what we call the Genesis Effect. Matter is re-organized with life generating results.

He looks so good in the role!

Lando’s not really the best dressed person on that set

I will never be able to do anything better than this.

Not a car person, but because I watched “My Cousin Vinnie” I know what this means!

It’s the *name* that’s important for inspiring the necessary fear. I mean, no one’s going to surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley.

Where you see 4 beers, I see 6.

That is a deleted scene on the dvd too. I think it’s plenty funny. “I had to use geometry to get out of prison!” might be one of the greatest lines ever written.

“Mack has suddenly become very meta about SHIELD’s latest adventure”? No, Mack has always been meta since he was introduced. 

Think bigger: “The Cars of Foo” ... I want to know what Pat Smear drives.

I bought one of these, but they can’t ship it to me until they find a UPS driver who is worthy enough to lift it onto their truck.

NOBODY CALLS SOUNDWAVE UNCHRASIMATIC!

You know what movie had a great soundtrack? Batman Forever.