There was also a great, uneasy sense of “this isn’t how things are supposed to go...” when Scott (if it is really Scott) was essentially squaring up to the entire FF and acting like he was fully confident of putting them all down.

I agree, this is 100% on brand for Captain America. People who don’t understand the character well just assume that he must be some jingoistic representation of ‘Murica Uber Alles, but he’s always been more about trying to make America be its best self.

Fuck you, it’s Kate and I won’t hear otherwise.

The cavalry?

Why should we assume that Carol or the Maximoffs are baseline humans? Is it not possible that they carry the Inhuman gene?

if Evil Fitz doesn’t do it for you, i just don’t know what to say about that.

Maybe the same kind of charge up/battery sort of thing as Carol. Which might also speak to her having the ability to do that from the start.

I love how Captain Marvel managed to plant seeds for all the TAHITI stuff 6 years down the line - little stuff like that just goes to show how ridiculously organic the MCU is.

Because that’s not the damn story we’re telling today.

Plus, who’s to say he didn’t call and she didn’t come? It was all over, Fury caught up with her, they hung out, she got the 411 on the Avengers, Fury didn’t see a need to tell Avengers about her. I think when she shows up at Avengers Headquarters asking for him, she already knew who they were. She seemed to be in the…

It wouldn’t surprise me if he did hit the button a few times, then went “whoops, sorry, all’s good, we’re fine, don’t worry”.

my dear, “faster than light” does not equal “unlimited speed”, it just means being faster than light. You are aware that we light we see from foreign galaxies is old as fuck? it is the fastest we know but until it reaches us, a LOT of time has passed and stars from those galaxies may not even exist anymore while we…

Spoilers, naturally.

I’d like a one-shot where he keeps pushing it every time there’s an emergency (Battle of NY, Sokovia), but since she’s across the universe it takes a little while for her to get to Earth, so every time she arrives the issue is already resolved

I freaking loved that cartoon. But if we're asking for returns of things that will probably never happen, maybe they can bring back the pirates of dark water and finally resolve the story. I've only been waiting like 25 years for them to find the last treasures!

I forgot the mention the “Sign Our Guest Book” section. And the broken .jpegs. Nice touches.

The only thing that could make it even better would be random Eddie Izzard cameos 

No no no, you people just don’t understand physics. The gyroscopic effect of the high-mounted wheels help stabilize this FrankenYota at high speeds.  Makes it impossible to turn, but it’s rock steady at 100 kph.

Starting up a charity like that is an enormous good that would off-set her bad. But it probably had a ton of unintended consequences. It was international so there was a significant carbon footprint. Wasted a lot of paper. Some employees may have been corrupt. Etc. etc. etc. Small items that added up steadily over…