no one would also recognize me in london so she and i are extraordinarily similar

Dakota who?

Vivien Leigh could've generated chemistry with a MARBLE STATUE, come on

Wait 'til you hear about which state I like best.

I know 5 women that look exactly like her. Two of these women I see very often and I still get them confused.

She was charming in Ben and Kate.
But she was also allowed to smile then. And be blond.

"My most favorite thing about London," confides Dakota Johnson on the first day of our madcap foray into the capital's Fashion Week, "is that nobody recognizes me. It's really . . . cool."

That's the thousand-yard stare of a woman who was in an erotic scene where the dude removed her tampon from her.

"We couldn't offer her the part until we felt there was a definite chemistry between her and whoever was going to play the part of Christian," says Taylor-Johnson.

I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.

When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…

The movie, a very alternative love story that opens on Valentine's Day weekend, might just make Dakota this decade's Vivien Leigh Gretchen Moll.

At best she embodies the word "meh". If a magazine must resort to describing your clothes to make you more interesting, you ain't it miss thing.

Do people in America seriously recognize Dakota Johnson enough to bother her? I know 50 Shades of Gray is a Big Deal, but I'm pretty celebrity-aware and I wouldn't recognize Dakota if she dangled a pair of handcuffs in my face.

Her publicist must be sweating bullets trying to figure out how to make this bland homunculus interesting.

This is the definition of "dead behind the eyes"

Did people on Twitter think Wiz was unaware of how attractive Amber is? She's the mother of his child — he may have seen her unclothed a time or two. Still didn't stop him from cheating, because people cheat because their own deficits, not their partner's.

People didn't read his tweet right, I think. It is worded a little awkwardly—but, hey, it's Twitter, that's what happens—so the first time I personally read it, I translated it as "American Sniper reminds me of the third act of Inglorious Basterds," but when I read it the second time I realized he meant the movie play…

re: American Sniper

Once again everyone needs to read the Guardian article Queen Lindy West wrote about Chris Kyle, he was a nasty racist and bragged and lied about everything.

Victorian Sex Ghost is the best description of Brand I've ever read.