Jesus, I guess whenever I saw Bratz dolls before, I was distracted by all their elaborate outfits/hairdos/accessories/backdrops/whatever. Seeing them "naked" now? HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO PORNY. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MAKEUP.

They look so much better. It is amazing. Not saying that from a feminist viewpoint(not that I wouldn't) just an aesthetic one.

That's INCREDIBLE. And so oddly true to life. They look exactly like pictures you see of actresses or porn stars or drag queens with make up and without. The differences are astonishing.

Can she do this to Courtney Stodden? (I still believe she is 45 under all that paint)

Who even needs a time machine for young Clint when his son Scott exists?

So....you guys have seen Almanzo Wilder, right? Little House on the GET IT, MS. INGALLS.

Just the tip?

You have cheated so much on the comments that I thoughtn it was only fair to post this

alright, if you're allowing James spader on the premise of mourning their pervious hotness then I submit young Robert redford

james dean. i don't care how basic that is.

Have you seen his grandson?????

Rom-Coms....

My choice, without question, is Robert Cornelius. Philadelphian, photographer, entrepreneur, and arguably the original selfie-taker. Certified hottie.

ikr? Now all I can think about is young James Spader

Paul Newman.

oh, jesus. because then i can say i did.

The ghost of Gregory Peck could get it x100:

Paul Newman is boneable even from my straight male perspective. Although, I'm disappointed to see Steve McQueen missing from either list as he's my all-time dead guy man crush.