#TeamNoOne is growing by leaps and bounds these days.
[furiously masturbates to this comment]
Is it weird that I noticed the tasteful French manicure first? And that I wondered why they didn't have multiethnic options? And that I desperately still wished I knew that girl from my dorm in college who was terrified of feet so I could send her pictures of this? This vagankle made my night! Loving it! Safe, harms…
Oh I'm sure someone will find a bone for that foot.
If ya know what I mean. ;)
Male sexuality can be summed up by imagining the worst, most inappropriate thing possible and realizing that, at that very moment, some dude is enthusiastically fapping to it.
That is a very specific fetish, I think...
Somehow I figured the vagina was going to be on the bottom of the foot. I don't know why that would make it less creepy, but...I guess it wouldn't look so much like you're fucking a bloody stump that way.
The worst part about this is that, if anyone really did have an ankle-fucking fetish, the lack of an ankle bone in this thing would really kill the mood.
I wish I could find a little clip of the 30 Rock episode where Buzz Aldrin yells at the moon. I think it belongs here.
Yeah, but holding a man responsible for his offspring? What are you, a feminazi? /s
And THIS is what I find so infuriating about 'pro-lifers' in the United States.
No, don't you get it
Having a miscarriage is just proof that you didn't want the baby enough so God decided not to let you keep it, and not wanting the baby is practically the same thing as having an abortion and everyone knows abortion is murder. The previous sentence is a paraphrase of an actual thing an actual person said to my…
I read all of that and now I think you have too much free time. You might wanna use it to pry that enormous stick out of your ass.