What the fuck lady? You can't drop tantalizing hints and not tell us the whole story! If we don't know the details we have no way of guessing whether your kids are narcissistic assfaces who cut you out of their lives for no good reason (possible) or whether you're a horrible mother and that's why your kids want…

As the child of a narcissist (my father- thankfully my mother raised me) I can guarantee that grown children do not cut off ties with their parents because the parent did too good a job at building the child's self-esteem or because the parent won't support the view that the child has of themselves. Not talking to a…

After the email teaser disappointment, I don't want to speak to this woman either.

Especially since they are both estranged from her. I could understand if it was just one (she doesn't approve of his lifestyle/religion/whatever), but both? There's something fishy there and I don't think the stink comes from the kids' side.

Her entire argument is totally meaningless without the other side of the story. I seriously doubt her children just woke up one morning and decided to cut her out of their lives. Unless she explains why they cut her off it's all just a lot of mindless jabbering.

I would, but now they're covered with crumbs and I'm pretty sure you can't handle that. No man can handle that.

There really isn't a day where the Oregon coast says "Don A Bikini." More "Put On An Extra Sweater, Cripes, It's July And I'm Freezing My Ass Off, Hey, Was That A Whale?"

Yeah, this is what confuses me about really extreme evangelical Christians (or any other extreme Judeo-Christian religion); I can accept that a religious morality code might find lustful thoughts to be inherently wrong. I don't agree with it, but I can understand it. What I don't find logical is the idea that it's…

I want the pastries at the grocery store covered up with a blanket. I shouldn't have to cope with such temptation. Even when I resist, the sight of them leads me to be gluttonous in my heart.

Constant vigilance. Always have a pair of unappealing sweatpants nearby to throw over your whore-slacks. It's the only way.

It's interesting how she (and he?) choose to frame this. Her reaction wasn't "I would feel more respected by you if you didn't stare at other girls' asses", it was "Well shit, if he feels this way, ALL men must feel this way, so I must do my part to not tempt them away from their wives." No accountability for him at…

Fundamentalist Jews, Hindus, and Buddhists all get up to the same things as well. Same shit, different outhouse.

I mean, what if this lady's husband happens to drop by and I'm wearing these pants? It will be SO HARD for him to pretend not to look at my fine behind.

I've been saying this for years! I refer to them as Talibangelists.

This guy finds it hard to control himself around leggings? What happens when he goes to the beach, would he ejaculate if he saw a bikini? I have SO many follow-up questions to this.

They make leggings with fleece inside now. So perfect for winter.

Well you ARE in the comfort of your own home, so I'm pretty sure God is OK with you being a slut in there. Preferably when your children are gone so you don't taint their innocent minds with your sex body.

OH, FOR...

No, not — it's DIFFERENT. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

Stassa, I ask this in the most respectful way, but can you please post a picture of you in your yoga pants? I want to look and look away at the same time. I've instructed my wife to lash me with my belt every time I look and don't look.