Who cares about what Jennifer Aniston thinks about Angelina Jolie?

Good for you Jen. Seriously that shit IS tired. Plus, don't tabs (I mean ET is pretty much a tab) have enough material to work with from the Kardashians? Can't they let a 1o year old story go already?

I'm so sorry to hear that this guy has like-minded dudes elsewhere in the world. And also so very sorry he's still contacting you.

I went on a date. It was pretty much the worst date in the history of dates. It involves failure to read signals, and all sorts of things, and was just horrifying, but in the sort of way that makes a great story that night and forever after. If you want to read the entire sordid story, read on, otherwise, the…

One of my exes, hands down.

the guy who worked at an electronics store. His name was Eric Johnson but went by Lance at work. He said there was another Eric there and they couldn't have two, so he chose Lance. Lance Johnson. My friends and I referred to him as Penis Penis.

This is the exact color of those water pitchers you get in the hospital.

I know! "She is a fan" is the new "Gowns. Beautiful gowns.".

Wow. MC Lyte did a great job answering that question.

Is it just me or is Mindy Kaling ALWAYS being grilled about being single/married?

thats awesome. Marriage shouldn't be a life goal. It should be what you do if you find someone you actually want to marry.

The only thing that worries me about the prospect of dying with my cat is that I know he will eat my face within minutes of my expiration. The next day they'll find a stack of bleached bones next to a 100+ lbs cat.

Women are in this weird place where socially & economically we don't really neeeeed to get married, but it's still implied that we're defective if we don't get married. It's a tough place to be. Logically, I know I'd rather be my myself than be married to someone I wasn't bonkers about just for the sake of being…

Taylor loved it too.

"And both girls died in a car accident on prom night" is what really did me in.

Hopefully those two crazy gals never get a hold of some reefer! That stuff will really cook your goose!

Be careful, Lorde. It's a slippery slope; you don't want to end up like Becky.

When I was in college, I had a couple friends who were seniors but had taken a year or two off and were 24 or so. It's less weird than the fact that Jamie King who is married and 35 years old is part of their friend group. She's literally almost twice the age of Lorde and Gracie Gold and some of the other teens who…

"Look, kid," she hissed. "You wanna hang with me, you gotta drink, ya dig? So start gulping or hit the pavement."

There's no way Taylor Swift drinks rum and coke. She's probably more of a vodka tonic girl. Maybe white wine if she's feeling festive.