Flouncydress Dougheyes

Nandermanthy Bonnevine

Bangs Cruiserbike. You know, if it's a boy.

Any guesses on the names?

I'm going with Masonjar Flowercrown or Ukelele Peterpancollar.

Like a lizard.

Calling it now: the New Girl episode of "Who Got Jess Pregnant?" will never be as good as It's Always Sunny's "Who Got Dee Pregnant?"

That wasn't a black bar. That was the hair.

Is this a thing women really worry about?

I like to imagine he purposely set up his speed trap there and he and that cat have that same interaction all day long.

Based on the cop's ignoring the cat, and trying to continue with what he was doing, my first thought was "Clearly, this man has or has had several cats in his life."

You jest, but we had a cop at the house before Christmas. There's been a string of thefts, and the hooligans (ruffians?) stole some of our mail. When the cop came in, our youngest cat LOST HIS TITS. He started rubbing against the cop, jumping around like a kangaroo, and attacking the blinds. He kept stopping his…

Oh man, when my cat was a kitten, she used to climb up my jeans when I was doing the dishes. Those kitten needles are SHARP!

So true. "Pet me. Pet me now. PET me."

Having just gotten back from a day of ankle surgery, I needed some light-hearted adorable-ness, so thank you. Besides, my SO said I couldn't post on Facebook while I was all hopped up on pain killers BUT HE DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T POST ON JESEBEL!

About 20 seconds before this, he turned to his buddy and said "Watch me fuck with this cop".

"Love meeee!!!"

License and registration, please. Hurry up, meow.

An oldie but goodie. This cat has sass. And I love this officer. He's so damn chill.

I love how that policeman is just like, trying to ignore it and pretend it isn't happening.

If I were the driver, I would be dying laughing. The entertainment value alone would make the ticket worth it.