Totally off topic, but Amy Poehler has really good boobs. Or that dress is just making them look great. Or both? I wish I had boobs. :( Jealz.
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bananerz
You must have so many patents!
Cantaloupe is one of those fruits where 96% of them are horribly unripe but when you finally have a good one, its transcendent. Like a Harry & David pear.
she looks like a lion fish
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
I love these.
Never, EVER underestimate the stupidity of the United States people. Seriously. Look at our Congress and tell me that nobody is that stupid or ignorant.
"It's not wild chicken" is so beautiful. It's one of those verbal paper cuts that are so hard to pull off
OMG THAT LAST ONE
Hell, even Vladimir Putin takes cooking lessons from her.
this one reads like a B-movie feste...
She once won with a semi-automatic pistol.
She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.
She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.
"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."
Depending on where you get it, it can actually be not that great. It's really more of a melted butter delivery vector than actual quality foodstuff in its own right. If you just get some imitation crabmeat and melt some butter for dipping, you'll get a rough amalgam of a cheap lobster dinner.
Honestly, the obsession with lobster baffles me. I'm allergic, and people flip the fuck out when they find out I've never had lobster. I have been told by multiple people, no joke, to eat some in the hospital parking lot then go in. Just so I can say I've had lobster.