i fully agree. so does kelly

i think you should do a regularish piece where you write about

I'm being kinda serious here - Pitbull would be no worse a leader than most of the chuckleheads we have in Congress right now. I mean, he believes climate change is real for a start.

what about you, Sally Sharia, do you just love to comment? tbh i would rather interview pitbull than blurb a pitbull interview, but this interview is FANTASTIC (thanks to both the interviewer asking weird-ass Qs and also pitbull) and i couldn't have done it just like this. also i interview lots of peeps so no

I respect the lack of flossing about what kind of boat. It's a boat. In the ocean. With party. And bullshit. And party. And bullshit.

so many words and ideas!!

Gotta be southern. Southern Shade is fucking brutal.

WHITE KARA BROWN CANT TAKE A JOKE

I witnessed shade with my very own eyes just the other day. My coworker got a very visible piercing to which a supervisor reacted to by saying "Well, you don't seem the least self conscious about it!". I immediately called it out as shade. I did not approve, because my coworker is a sweetheart and the piercing looks…

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

God the fucking male entitlement just starts SO. EARLY.

Was his best friend named Stacy?

This is a mean comment. You are a mean commenter.

my hs roomate and i constantly reenacted this gif

I blame the illuminati for this weather. Somehow, the Rothschilds are profiting from my cold feet (slippers aren't warming them =( )

This fucking face omg.

Here are some precious kitties for you my friend :)

Ugh. madonna. Quit pulling our dicks. We get it, you're the most edgy, not at all thirsty, totes ma goes goats the opposite of elderly, kewlest popstar on this whole planet of earth.

Did Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen break up? But they're meant to be! Like Russ and Rebecca on Chums! [ONTD]