I have been saying this for decades; Madonna is....

josh hutcherson is so presh

If my husband ever uses the word "cherish" around me he's getting a swift chop to the neck.

"Men don't want to be disrespected, and women feel the best when they feel cherished," she says. "So if a woman is feeling cherished, she will respect a man, and if a man's feeling respected, he will cherish a woman. It doesn't need to be complicated."

I see this:

That smile is so...intense, it disquiets me.

The bride's hair is also the most Texas story of all time.

I am 45 and wouldn't be caught dead with my hair like that, thank you very much.

That's an engaged couple?!? I thought it was a publicity still from Motherboy XXXV, "Sons of the South."

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

Here's to you, guy who called him out and got kicked. Mad cheers to that guy.

What's the mindset here? I mean, you would imagine a normal man, who was being accused by a whole hell of a lot of women of a crime he was innocent of (which is what he claims to be) would want to distance himself from discussing said crime in anything but the most deprecating fashion. "Rape is a serious issue. I…

So, police are protecting people's rights by arresting a man who stood up to a serial rapist, but no one has thought to arrest the fucking rapist yet apparently.

Really, SIX cops for a heckler? Why were so many cops willing to stop hecklers here, exactly? Fucking Cosby.

literally even if he is somehow innocent how is this an appropriate joke?! Like this just proves that he is a crazy person no matter what!

I have two overwhelming reactions.

She didn't touch his d***. She touched his s*** (sock).

Because, why? She's getting in the way of you being united eternally with your one true love?

Get out.