Letting your kids believe in Santa:

Are you telling me that every week there is a room with both Donald Trump and Piers Morgan in it at the same time? We let this happen more than once?

Here's my question - why did nobody go back and edit this after the fact? They could have simply altered it to appear that Pullam was fired for leading the losing team - which happens a lot. Why leave this in now that its clear that Pullam might have had VERY good reasons for not calling Cosby?

My rebel digestive track would rebel against this rebel heart.

"I'm sorry

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

But it all relates to rebel hearts! Everyone and everything that is good in the world is now branded as a rebel heart! Everything that has ever happened in the world ever is now considered a rebel heart because I keep referring to them as a rebel heart! Btw my new album is called rebel heart! If you don't like my…

There is so much here to be offended by. I think I'll start by being offended that she lumped Princess Di in with MLK. And afterwards I'll go ahead and be offended that she lumped Princess Di in with Bob Marley. I don't know if any of y'all heard Princess Di's reggae album but her cover of "Buffalo Soldier" was…

So much secondhand embarrassment for Madonna. #cringingextrahard #whatafuckingtravesty

For some reason, I thought it would be hemorrhoids, and there would be a little doughnut. A little, teeny doughnut.

I was rolling my eyes and thought "he should have just fed it greenpeas bc that's what you give constipated goldfish." And then I finished reading about the lump. And then I was sad bc I know how to treat constipated fish.

See, that's the thing. "Huh, well I saw this as a teaching moment for my son but I didn't mean to promote this as acceptable behavior for a child to do to an animal. My apologies." Is it that hard to admit that maybe there's an aspect of your words or actions you haven't fully considered?

can someone let Gaston know there is a push up contest happening in my bedroom and he is invited? And by bedroom, I mean my bed. Clothing optional.

I had a somewhat long-term falling out with an otherwise close (as far as cousins living in different states go) gay, pharmacist, metropolitan cousin of mine who voted for McCain/Palin BECAUSE OF PALIN. I was like, dude you will never have the right to get married and you probably will lose rights if this new breed of…

Stop making me side with PETA, Sarah Palin. Ugh.

If I could borrow your Bale gif for a sec:

In which I applaud PETA: