I’m also not on BC to prevent kids, if it makes any difference. It’s more controlling my asshole of a uterus that likes to tell my entire abdominal wall to cramp to the point where I can’t stand up. Maybe I ought to go for injections...

Thankfully, Walgreens automatically contacts my doctor every month. It’s still a pain in the ass having to wait for him to send it through, and I imagine it’s a hassle for him. I’m a little wary of IUD’s due to a family friend recently dealing with a horrible experience due to a faulty one.

It’s an Illinois law I think.

Good on them. The recent change of having to get my doctor to renew my prescription every month for birth control is annoying. Sorry, I still have a uterus and it is still is ripping itself apart monthly.

I would imagine that hospitalization is a common outcome of these fights considering the fact that one person usually gets the piss beat out of them and is then knocked unconscious.

Hehe, a local hero. I’m not sure if I know her, though. I don’t think she was in any of my classes...

The cups thing is stupid. This, however, is actually something to be mildly upset over and the company should be the target of public ridicule.

So lemme get this straight. Of all the things that contemporary Christians could be angry about, such as ISIS, horrible natural disasters, and corporate greed, this is the shit you choose to get mad about?!!?!

I’ve not ever had anything spooky happen to me, which is surprising since I live in a hella old house. But I swear I’m gonna haunt the shit out of my enemies when I die.

But damn. The story is 100% Bioware and is fantastic. I love Vaylin as a villiness. What is it about crazy sorceresses that just gets to me?

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, DREW. HAVE AT THEE.

I’m going to fight someone over this. Fuck you. Fuck your shitty pretentiousness and just enjoy your damn fucking space opera. (Note: I was like five when Phantom Menace came out, and it is still my favorite movie of the series. The Podracing scene is also still my favorite. Fite me in the sarlacc pit, motherfuckers.)

I work at Charles E Cheddars and we serve a sealed gluten-free pizza. The bag is oven proof and we literally cannot open the bag ourselves to prevent contamination. It’s served with a small plastic cutter, and only comes in cheese.

Someone remind me to send in a few of my Charles E Cheddar stories.

Sororities > Fraternities.

SAY THAT TO MY FACE. [flips table in a very gay fashion]

The dude seems like a swell guy. I kind of dabble in his and Markiplier’s videos when I can. It seems like they’re just goofballs who love video games. I hope he enjoys this.

I hope her kneecap dislocates. Trust me. It’s very painful.

In an attempt to stop “murder”, extremists murder. Huh.

Try working at a Charles E Cheddar location. (Please don’t find this, corporate.) It’s the hellish combination of retail and restaurant covered in screaming kids and parents who really should have gotten their tubes tied. Also we serve beer. There is a limit, but we’ve had situations where individuals have come in…