You may not wanna mention police anywhere on that list.

Didja see the end of that comment chain?

Yeah, it was misconstrued. Glad we cleared that up then. This is still ridiculous how they had the guns in the first place.

My ever-hypocritical prayers go out to him and his family. :<

Do I really have to spell something out to you that everyone else has been saying? I’m sure you’ve already heard the part about blunt object murders vs gun murders.

Yeah that’s certainly not backing up that last statement but yes, I know handguns are mostly responsible. Inner-city stuff yo.

Thank goodness idiots like this still post on Facebook. Think of all the crime that has been stopped because criminals keep posting status updates. Not only that, but Facebook tells me exactly which family members to avoid during reunions. (Hint: all of them.) I propose we nominate Mark Zuckerburg as a national hero.

Sauce plz.

I was like 20 or so and dating a transguy after coming to terms with my sexuality. At the time, my mother didn’t know my friend’s condition or that I was bi. I went on a trip to visit him as his family had invited me to go skiing. When I come back, she confronts me, telling me she had looked through my (passworded)…

As a childcare provider, bless your heart. Picky eaters make me want to strangle parents.

“You don’t eat until you bring Daddy a real trophy, sons.”

Give me like, a couple of hours and I can make your dreams come true, Brian.

I think I need to go cry a bit. Excuse me.

Man I hope this doesn’t happen to Dead Realm. The game is crazy fun even with just three stages and two player modes.

As a biology major, I can also confirm that the White Tailed Deer is definitely evil and out to get us.

You might want to find a better source for that.

I rarely wish harm upon people like this. But if he was mauled by a lion, I would certainly not cry.

I work at Chuck E Cheese, so this game has been bringing us in a ton of business. Plus, it’s great to know that my fears of cleaning near the animatronics at night is valid.

This was so sudden. I was raised on my Nintendo systems. He had more impact on my life than he will ever know. Thank you, Mr. Iwata.

Representation is a huge thing for minorities.