You sound very normal, dude bro. Very normal indeed. Just don't take those puppies in the pool or I am gonna have to open up a can of whoop ass.

The remix to Ignition just went off in my head. No, actually, it was the remix to Dave Chapelle's Piss on You song, my bad. The remix edition to the song about pissin, for your enjoyment pleasure.

you win.

I was on the fence until the last part with the TLC rap singalong. Sold.

OK, as I said yesterday, I take issue with your comments sometimes, but that was straight up amazing. I may have done a literal spit take.

"Damn. STILL not old enough...."

Haha

I snorted loudly in a very quiet office.

yup. i remember reading about a jenna jameson interview where she said her work was so liberating and empowering, then said if her daughter considered doing the same work she would "lock her in a closet" to keep her from doing it. why, jenna? don't you want little jenna to have the same liberating work experiences…

No matter how ridiculous the dialog you make up is, it's still better than the actual writing.

"manages to keep making baby blankets featuring the (unlicensed) likenesses of Hello Kitty and Mickey Mouse." This title has got to be worse than half Fox News use. It specifically says that the factories are unlicensed, so no, Hello Kitty didn't keep their building open, since it wasn't theirs in the first place.

I think we all see where this is going

This sounds like a Twilight Zone episode.

I can't give you anything back for those names bar the pinkie swear that I'm grinning maniacally.

Ricky Gervais is awesome.

A slow pitch down the middle hit out of the park for a home run.

I'd hit it.

Better if it's an ethnic slur for unintended irony:

Blast! Last time I was impressed with someone's comment I called her a gentleman and was wrong that time, too! My internet gender-identification skills suck. :P