I was there.

So I should not have rented the helicopter??

Is this guy on the cover of Better Pedophiles & Gardens? He looks like he was born to masturbate in the bushes outside of a middle school. Ill bet his prostitutes wonder how he got such authentic cheerleader outfits for them to wear.

"Who told you to say 'hot and heavy'?!"

No.

I never made it past the first season. And yes, she is beautiful.

She may be wearing the same shirt but she sure as hell ain't wearing it the same.

Fat suit, eh?

I took a cruise to Mexico once and I can honestly say that, should the opportunity arise again, I think I'd rather take LSD and watch my parents have sex.

"Here ya' go, ladies. Have some....BREAD!!"

I get a gay vibe from her.

Sounds pretty good.

That kid is fuckin' wasted.

It's a vast conspiracy.

Next, Amanda Bynes will explain why she no longer seeks to chair the Royal Academy of Astrophysics.

That is a solid burn.

So does Jon Hamm but everyone goes nuts for that guy.

She does have a very soft look, it is also very attractive and probably more relatable to the average woman. But I don't know I'm a guy so don't shoot me. I'm in VS every once in a while with my girl (in an affluent part of a major US city) and I don't notice many "model" types. There are a few but most are of average…

Right, because before we all thought she spent her weekends selling rocks and gunning motherfuckers down. She never had any.