"...a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious."

So?

Man, this is a lot funnier than the man who beat the woman over the head with a fireplace poker!

"Later, fatty! I'm off to meet Senator George Raftshaftner at the Peninsula Club in my KICK ASS new dress while you sit at home and braid your toe knuckle hair! Right after I take a huge dump. Goddamn Grape Nuts."

I just think it is interesting how people choose to balance their personal priorities. If you work for a company like Exxon/Mobil, the largest extractor and refiner of petroleum products on the planet, I don't think your Honda CRV is offsetting much.

Why should I give a shit about what the other interns think? Who are they going to complain to? I'm in this shit to win it not to make friends with some punk ass bitch from Omaha. Ain't no room for love in the intern game.

"Yes, please, put collars around our necks, feed us, and tell us what to do."

Uh, because they are cool...?

I'm in Houston and I know a thousand oil company employees who drive a Prius, recycle, all that shit. They are oblivious.

Exactly, especially jazz flute.

John Wooden was the ring leader of a satanic cult that indoctrinated unwitting basketball players into the black arts.

John Wooden was the ring leader of a satanic cult that indoctrinated unwitting basketball players into the black arts.

"Emotional abuse" is in a coach's job description.

So WW hires this dipshit to use her army of trainers to spend a few thousand hours making her look attractive long enough to take a picture for an ad so they can attribute it to their magical powder drink. Got it.

It sounds like she is mentally exhausted from freaking out over a thousand pointless details. She's well off enough to stay home full time with a nanny so we know she's not hauling the kid around on the bus on the way home from her job at KFC.

George W. Bush had a little thing going on the side.

Not human? If so I wish he would expand on the theory.

He is obviously pretty dumb.

I definitely do not agree with his politics.