He's so hot right now.

what... how... I've never watched this episode! could it be?...

I'm almost ashamed that I laughed at this.

I'd definitely read Vladimir Putin fantasy fiction. Who can he emerge via submersible to next? Perhaps a trilogy: Palin, Bachmann and Christine O’Donnell?

huh?... that must be the most confusing quote ever

You were the one who said no one was "supposed" to eat feet. My point is that plenty of people eat feet, and enjoy them. Who made these rules?

I just think it's odd to say "unidentifiable white thing" in "yellow goop" because presumably lots of people who are familiar with this type of meal could identify it...

The gift given to you by Ubertrout was for him to safely retreat to a thread he controls in order to rally support. It might appear to the casual reader that everyone over on Groupthink thinks that kind of shit is cool and desirable, but such is not the case. Trust me when I say that every critical comment is…

How does this really look different than a boiling vat of Campbell's chicken noodle soup? I live in China, and I find the foods that fellow Americans are grossed out by incredibly weird. I have American friends who will not eat homemade dumplings because they don't trust what's in the ground meat, but will eat at…

That looks like dumplings in chicken broth to me.

A hotpot novice no doubt.

You have at least one reader over here.

Lmao are you trolling?

That comment is pretty racist. This is a (very) common Chinese cuisine (with tons of other Asian counterparts). Hot pot restaurants exist in spades in any big city in the US.

You should contact Badlands and pitch the idea.

Pfft everybody knows only NYC counts. Or in Canada Toronto.

I'm looking forward to the sequel, "I Can See Ecstasy from My House."

Write a really funny one about Hillary Clinton or Elizabeth Warren next!

Ooooh, could this lead to a sequel where Palin discovers a tender, romantic side of herself with Rachel Maddow during a steamy interview?

Haaaansel.