Shit, that actually looks kind of funny.

We should do a scene together.

So regal.

If I ever do porn I want to be called "Johnny Ampleseed".

They finally figured out a way to make that show watchable.

R. Kelly peed on Elvis and Jerry Lewis??

Being famous because you are talented is OK.

Never gets old, baby.

"I looked way better when I was fifteen."

I have no moral issue with the transactional nature of sex but I think it is hard not to see stripping and prostitution as degrading to women when, honestly, nobody would want that life for any woman they care about. I know that is somewhat simplistic.

Yeah, I mean why not name every single person who is an entertainer?

I agree, I am a person who enjoys porn while also acknowledging that it is degrading. And, yes, I would freak if my mom decided to do porn.

I love how some women constantly point to porn and stripping as an acceptable expression of female power but none of them would encourage their own daughters to work in porn.

"Why, for instance, do we call Lindsay Lohan a fame whore and not Charlie Sheen? Courtney Love but not Kurt Cobain?"

Starfleet Commander?

Seriously, somebody explain the fascination with these inbred, grey skinned, insanely hatted human show ponies.

Finally.

"Susie, why did you invite this toddler to dinner??"

So the President used to talk like Disco Stu?