OK, unless she is under 18 what's the problem?

I like this saucy little minx with the arrow pointing suggestively to her you know where.

What kind of a tizzy would it actually cause the world if she were found floating face down in a pool tomorrow? At this point would people freak or just shrug and keep feeding little fish to their dolphin? Tabloid sites would certainly blow it the fuck up to get the last bit of meat off the bone.

I think this is how 99% of v-neck wearing, corporate bros think of themselves. As classy individuals based on their income and how many "bitches" are on them.

Another cinema classic.

Yeah, I'm sure she's designing artificial organs and calculating rocket trajectories in her spare time.

Getting paid millions of dollars to sit there and be blonde is a nice gig?

Who cares? Most of the the dumb girls in this country are going to grow up to be dancers on a Chinese Premiers pleasure barge anyway. Let them dress how they want.

I don't think I'll be taking writing advice from the star of "Fast & Furious", "Machete" and "Avatar".

"It's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years."

I think he has Mitt Romney in his periscope next.

"Nice Rat-Hats."

"More than half of the models who were granted H-1Bs in 2010, however, had no high school diplomas.."

"I love Chinese food"

Your inherent racism does not allow you to view cuisine from other cultures as appetizing.

Houston is a great restaurant town too.

Yeah, I get it.

Or Tampa. Absolutely awful.

Shit.

I do, I feel terrible.