James Franco reminds me of a dog I once had who ate a bag of weed.
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Top Unfilmable Book: "Underworld" by Don DeLillo.
Anyone who considers irony an acceptable stand in for originality is a hipster.
This is outrageous.
Don't run over any unicorns.
Shocking.
What a psycho.
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My personal favorite: Hader doing Pacino checking his bank balance.
I take MREs camping. I like the dehydrated peaches without water. It's like a peach cracker.
I love it when rich people throw tantrums.
In all of my years at public school I never consumed a single cafeteria meal. If the the food boxes are stamped "FOR ARMY OR PRISON USE ONLY" then you can go fuck yourself because there's always PB&J at the crib.
If history is any indicator her son is going to be a sadistic prep school bully.
Holy shit, I hate her movies but what an incredibly brave thing to do.I can't imagine how difficult that decision must have been.
That is fucking hilarious.
Not as interesting as models shooting guns.
Straight up. This is America, we only live like the rest of the world on a bet.
Yeah, fuck that.
People who collect little spoons. You have my permission to persecute them all the live long day.
I used to love baby sitting when I was a teenager.