"West Philadelphia almost born and raised..."

I'm not buying it. Unless they are confirmed mentally handicapped there is no way they didn't know something very wrong was happening in that house.

Let's leave the Whitney Houston covers to the professionals, people.

I don't get it, did NOLA become Disneyfied to the rest of the country? People seem shocked to hear things like this. And it is terrible but, sadly, not surprising. NOLA has always been a violent city.

In 4th grade my friends and I started "Alpha Comix" with issue #1 of "The Drifter" which told the tales of a mysterious highwayman who traveled from town to town getting in adventures and shit. Kinda like Caine in "Kung Fu".

Disgraceful body snarking.

"Every time I read stuff like this about Cameron Diaz I think about the rumor that Ana Faris's character in Lost in Translation was based on her."

Honestly, once you get into it, a lot of the jokes are self referential and you'll really only get it by paying close attention to other episodes. So if you aren't into it from the beginning then you really won't get it later on.

Soon...

Don't watch it if you don't like it, obviously. It's just a tv show.

That is hilarious.

I was doing it in the 90's.

I was doing it in the 90's.

I once killed a drifter to get an erection.

I hope they still make drugs and whiskey when she gets out of prison because she is going to need them for the rest of her life to do little things like look in a mirror and stave off nightmares.

Well, when you say it like that...

:(

I like a woman who isn't afraid to incite mayhem when necessary.

Jesus, if I were a kid today I would probably be on death row.

Last year I bought my mom a trip to Paris, all expenses paid, and as a joke right before we left for the airport I put a loaded pistol in her suitcase.