"...three naked young girls crawling on all fours with dog leashes around their necks while three men (likely Castro's brothers, who were also arrested this week) watched"

Better than ka-ra-tay.

Aikido is a form of self defense that emphasizes using your opponents strength and motion against him and therefore requires little physical strength on your part.

"Well, look who decided to show. JERK-OFF!"

It is not "bullshit".

Hope he has better luck than this kid.

Who's punker than Taylor Swift and Katy Perry??

Rock on.

"I am gonna fuckin' throw up."

Yikes, homeboys wife looks like Don Rickles.

Yeah, that sounds a bit more realistic and is still impressive for a girl that size.

I can't do that shit any more.

"It seems we've run out of profilacticos."

"Up here, Michael."

+1

Can it stand this?

I'm not saying it isn't possible but I would have to see a 5'2" and 125 lb woman or man clean and press 185.

Hilarious, and I love the herpa-derpa-dooo! expression on her face.

"Punk is, like, the rawest."

It's not that bad.