There is nothing wrong with wanting to be with a virgin as long as the guy is also a virgin.

Then why do they always run??

It's ok, those policemen were very considerate lovers.

When I see an attractive young lady I just pull out my penis and chase her around the synagogue shaking it at her.

2013 UPDATE:

My mom used to say that if you're going to go through life stupid then it helps to be good looking.

I like his white dress, it's summery, but it could be a little more conforming to his figure.

I guess that makes sense.

I do not understand the appeal of Bruce Springsteen.

Yeah, her coy act is played out.

"...I didn’t even look at them."

I do not see getting wasted every night for a year on this list.

I believe it.

Those are the kind of jackasses who embarrass normal gun owners.

Nice to meet you, I'm Girth Brooks.

I'm not having problems (that I know of) in that area. I am very comfortable with myself and really would not change anything.

I met Ron Jeremy once.

This is a kick-ass movie about a woman who is inspired by Top Gun to become a Navy pilot and fly fighters off of carriers.

Good to know, but I'm looking for a girl with a really huge vagina.