Finally! An area where my averageness is an asset.

Yeah, I know, and I am cool with that.

Listen up fellas.

Kind of what I thought.

That is about what I figured.

Dude here.

That sounds like heaven on earth.

Let's not nit pick, it could be basically anything.

So what's the deal with those fake plastic weight plates?

OK, but what is with those fake plastic weights? That's kind of embarrassing.

They are from the L. Ron Hubbard Palomino Collection.

Crossfit is the lamest workout phenomena to come around in a long time.

David Sedaris is modelling now? Good for him!

It must be pretty hard for a kid that age to resist the temptation of fame, easy money and little work.

Yeah, haha, I'm sure a gorgeous, blonde millionaire will make it somehow.

USA!USA! USA!

Not that I really care but it seems like she is pretty self conscious and doesn't care for being judged superficially so maybe she should stay in school instead of being a model.

Please do.

Because you have not met me.

"Being yourself" is a very tricky proposition in a relationship.