NO. But you know what happened a few nights ago? I had a dream about almost-as-douchey Adam Levine. It was random because I don’t love him or his band, or hate him and his band. I rarely remember that Adam Levine is a person that exists. It was a sex dream. And sex-dream Adam Levine made sweet love to me in ways that…

So vulgar. And while Beyonce has a lovely figure, she doe snot have the figure for that. Not that there’s any place to wear whatever that is outside your bedroom.

For Love and Lemons made that dress two summers ago. You could buy it on NastyGal.

QUEEN.

Who the hell is Zendaya?

Carey Mulligan, toddler-child-woman, always has this face on that she just pooped her diaper but doesnt know how to say poop yet so her parents ahve gotten really good at reading the “mommy I just crapped my pants again” face.

dafuq?

Is everyone doing Flamenco cosplay?

So it’s back to this for Holmes.

That’s the dress you wear to every wedding.

I used to wear that. Eiffel 65 was huge and Christina Aguilera only ate 2 meals of fish and melon a day. Also, we worried about Y2K.

Charo? Is that you? Scratch that. Charo would wear this a lot better. Also, try to avoid using simpleton Beyonce’s name and that of her highness queen blonde incest in the same breath. She is not worthy. no one is. Except for his knighthood blonde brother dear.

Gothic Melissandre is here to burn infidels.

I’m glad someone found a use for all those Simply Shabby Chic for Target fabrics gathering dust in the warehouse of forgotten trends

That was my favorite Bebe dress this spring

FKA Twigs turned into the trunk from Discworld.

Does this woman ever smile?

I was going to come comment that most people wouldn’t wear that but then I saw the patterns and damn girl! That’s gonna look good. Most of the times these sweatshop-nosweatshop-buy American conversations always lead to someone saying “I buy all my jeans at (insert overpriced, saggy, outdated, midwestern mom jean…

I know I’m a dick naturally, but overachieving kids annoy the fuck out of me. Never saw a child actor I found cute.

Well, it couldn’t have been me. They don’t carry “my size” in the store. I’m too flat for them to care.