bananasfor1
bananasfor1
bananasfor1

I would every day of the week and three times on Sunday. I still remember seeing Star Wars in the theater when I was 6 years old and walking out and saying “Han Solo was so CUTE, Mommy!” And then for literally YEARS afterwards, I would drift off to sleep imagining our wedding night. I had no idea what that entailed,

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

I’m aware, I used to be a xojane reader until I discovered Jezebel. I never cared for many of the commenters. They were a little whiny and I just couldn’t relate. Jezebel is nice, I enjoy reading everyone’s comments and find this community to be more interesting, sarcastic but kinder than xojane’s community.

(I troll-read craigslist personals but SOME OF THESE ARE BETTER)

Same. I got more into reading everyone’s comments and one woman flipped out at this other girl for saying something she thought was mean (it wasn't, she was being funny) and told her that she should go to Jezebel if she was going to be mean and snarky. I thought, those are probably my people and never turned back.

you know that Girls scene in which Hannah, having been invited to a reading by her former professor, and after Marnie tells her that the essay she’s planning to share is boring, reads a new one about how her (imaginary) online boyfriend killed himself? Like the look on her face when she announces to the room she’s

Few things are more annoying than whiny little turds who won’t eat anything other than nuggets. Maybe the parents that enable them...

xoJane is the definition of “not every life experience needs an article”.

One day, I hope to have enough money that I feel I can waste it on buying a website as fundamentally bad and dumb as xoJane.

It Happened To Me: I Stopped Giving A Shit About That Website

XO JANE SUCKS

Who sees, “We’ll give you $x for your old y,” and thinks that they ever mean that it’s not a rebate for if you buy something?

The article suggests that all women are having terrible casual sex because men aren’t attentive and giving lovers.

I recommend lesbianism.

I’ve done my part to make casual sex better for women.

I don’t believe in casual sex. I always wear a tuxedo even if the event is held on a weekday.

Vibrators. They just make everything better.

The head game is strong here: