Man with unpopular opinion upset that his opinion is unpopular. World continues to not give a shit.

It’s not a huge problem (the show is diverse in ways other shows are not), but would have been incredibly unfair for me to not mention it. So I did.

“I had a full career as captain without getting my ship destroyed. Just sayin’....”

I disagree. As an adult, a child should have the maturity to acknowledge when things are being done for you and, at a minimum, talk to your parents every now and then and respond to a text when they check in. It’s part of growing up. I look back on the times I ignored both parents when they just wanted a hello in…

But look, paying for college doesn’t mean your kid has to talk to you in a meaningful way.

A deep friendship and calling your mother back/returning a text are not remotely on the same scale.

When I was still on Livejournal a lot, and obsessed with Star Trek fan fiction (hello ontd_st and pinto communities!), I had a large crush on Spock/Zachary Quinto.

Oh shit I remembered a better one.

So, there’s this trope that all the pregnant ladies have hot celeb sex dreams. My online co-gestators were always mentioning their sleepytime sexytimes with Clooney and Pitt and the like, and I was moderately annoyed that I only dreamed about anthropomorphic food and household appliances in between grumpy repositions…

This summer, I had a sex dream about Rob Ford (yes, that’s the crack smoking ex-mayor of Toronto). In the dream we were married, and had people coming over for dinner in 20 minutes - so I convinced him we should sneak in a quickie before our guests arrived (yes, I convinced HIM). We then proceeded to have intense sex,…

reoccurring celebrity sex dream with Nathan Fillion

It wasn’t weird so much as amazing and I wanted to share, but I dreamed that Peter Dinklage and I were each other’s bit of stuff on the side. We were so bonkers into each other and we had interesting, amazing sex. (For reference, I’m 6 feet tall.)

I don’t remember a lot of my weird sex dreams, so this is all I have to give

Fuck Gawker for not keeping this much-needed break from reality around.

Here’s how the call between Pinkham and the people at Wonkette went in my head.

I mean, I have a theory about the whole “SNL sucks now” argument, because damn, that argument has been around forever. I’ve watched the show sporadically since the 90s, so granted, this is only about 20 years experience talking, but the show has ALWAYS been relatively unfunny. From a whole show, you were lucky if…

Silly fool, don’t you know that the moment of conception the woman is no more than an incubator? Stop trying to talk sense into these people! We have to protect the little white, male, heterosexual Christians of our future! (If they come out otherwise forget it. )

I’m not so sure the intent is good at all. This law wasn’t designed to prevent drug use during pregnancy. The real goal was to make the politicians who wrote and voted for the bill look like they’re ‘tough on crime’ or ‘anti-drugs’ or whatever. The intended beneficiaries of this law were never women, babies, or even…

Isn't it nearly impossible to determine if some forms of "harm" were produced by drug use versus regular ol' variations of nature making weird sh*t happen?

It’s almost as if treatment and successful drug policies work better than increased law enforcement and mandatory minimum sentences...