That’s OK, I think I’ve accidentally eaten tofu once while drunk.
I WANT THE THING AND I AM DRUNK SO NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
LOOK, OK. SO. It was a bucks night, alright, and all they bought was ribs. And I was friggin trashed, cos thats really not my scene. And the ribs came with potatoes, and I was just dipping the potatoes in the rib sauce and juices oh god it was so good and i felt so sick the next day and I’ve never told anyone this,…
And the ex-smokers all nod understandingly...
Imma blot my pizza till the world explodes. IDGAF.
A series of thoughts currently flow through my mind . . .
“Fucks the bride and/or groom.”
Isn’t it weird how, if it were an adult who accidentally wore the wrong thing to work one time, 90% chance his or her boss wouldn’t make a big deal out of it because, hey, mistakes happen, no big deal. But if a kid grabs the wrong sweater before leaving for school and doesn’t notice til it’s too late? Major fear of…
I feel the same way about my Naked 3 palette. How did I live without it?
Well, in one case a woman is choosing to wear a thing that makes her feel comfortable and supported, and in another case, a man is telling her she has to take it off. Does that make the distinction clearer?
Tuna melts are delicious! Mmm. So delicious.
The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.
Never forget that Ginuwine dedicated “Pony” to L’il Sebastian, which automatically makes it one of the greatest songs of the past 100 years.
Honestly, it was kind of worth it.
Man I am late to this party, but BOY do I have one for y’all to consider.
An ex of mine at the time had a really flimsy mattress and boxspring that was set just on the metal frame, no head or footboard attached. He has me on all fours at the foot of the bed while he’s standing up behind me going to Bone Town. It was getting a little crazy and I have my eyes closed thinking that it’s so good…
Date Night Pack — a tub of Ben & Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, a Hershey’s chocolate bar, a can of Red Bull, an 18-piece pack of Trident gum and a three-pack of Trojan Ultra Thin condoms.