Gift idea: diamond cream

YES! Clearly I was making a serious point about music! Good job by you to set me straight!

“I’m more into stealing from black musicians from the 30’s”

“There is a strong sense that it’s an idea whose time has come, given the role of women in the classroom and the world of work after Harvard,” John Hanson, vice president of the Spee’s graduate board, told the NYT.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Alternate title for this BCO “Restaurant customers who were walking, talking advertisements for atheism.”

The pharmacy in grad school was the worst about getting refills. They would only give out one pack at a time.

Getting pregnant is still one of the most dangerous things a woman can do. There are so many complications that can arise, so many things that can go wrong, and it is still not that uncommon for women to die during childbirth, even in “developed” nations.

lol yeah, I’d say not getting pregnant with a child I can’t care for is pretty “convenient” for me.

You can pry my Mirena out of my cold, dead uterus.

I have cystic ovarian syndrome AND endometriosis. When I had my periods, I would be completely debilitated the first day, sometimes two. As in “can’t get out of bed, pain so bad you throw up” debilitation. I got in trouble at work because I’d have to call in sick once a month. And everything was amplified. Heavy…

She shook her head and said, “Just seems strange to have a foreign object in your body like that.” I replied, “Yeah, like a baby.”

Lol, “a cup and a pamprin”! Periods do not work that way for everyone. You know what I had to take? A prescription-only pain pill, 2-8 of them a day, for one and a half weeks, if I was lucky that “month.” Sometimes, my period would last two weeks, and I’m not just talking staining—I’m talking full-out, multiple…

Also her definition of fat is size 6 with big tits, so don't get too excited.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

Body dysmorphia sucks, but insisting to other people that you’re fat when you’re not actively harms people who are actually fat. This is Rachel Dolezal-level shit, and it needs to stop.

I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”

Ugh...why doesn’t anyone say anything? I get that we all want to avoid getting involved but this woman is clearly being a racist asshole. Someone thought enough to film it; did they think enough to say anything?

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.