In first grade, I don’t remember what happened but my first grade teacher, Mrs. McCarley, threatened to paddle every single one of us until whoever did The Thing confessed to doing it. (This was the 80s, so paddling was still a thing.) I did NOT do the thing, and I sure as hell wasn’t getting paddled for it, so I went…
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My family moved to a new town and I had a first day of school in kindergarten. I got seated next to kid I would realize was forever covered in cheetodust. That’s not thisstory.
i taught kindergarten. 30 students. me. no aide. all day. 15 minutes of recess, one time a day. so, on my first day of teaching kindergarten my 30 children had just been deserted by their teary parent(s) and had settled in on the group-time rug; in the midst of the touching tale of a raccoon mom & child and their…
Too bad nobody will see this because I’m a gray. OK, so it’s the early 90s, I’m about to start eighth grade, and I want to complete my over-the-summer transition from boring girl to cool alternative girl. My flannel shirt and Chuck Taylors aren’t enough: To complete my look, I need bobbed black hair like Samantha…
This one doesn’t really count because I was not a child when it happened, nor was it the first day of school. But it does kind of fit.
The first day of kindergarten, I didn't know where the bathroom was, and when we went to our cubbies, I just couldn't hold it anymore and I peed everywhere. It basically exploded out of me. Everyone screamed and jumped away. My teacher had the take me to the office to wait for my mom to bring me new clothes. The worst…
Not my story but ... My husband and his brother attended the same experimental private school when they were small. One day my future brother-in-law decided to re-enact Jaws for his kindergarden class. To make things as realistic as possible, he jumped into the school’s koi pond and bit a live frog in two. Both boys…
It was 3rd of 4th grade—I was definitely old enough to know better. The teacher was so scary and I had to poop, I was too scared to ask to go to the bathroom. We were doing a playtime thing and I was with this other girl playing with legos or something. I thought I could poop and no one would notice so I shat my pants…
umm why is kate mckinnon’s justin beiber not one of the choices
Just want to clarify that I would, however, have sex with Kate MacKinnon as Justin Bieber.
Articles like this really highlight how desperately Jezebel needs to hire an actual goddamn queer women writer.
Lets not forget the tendency of same sex attracted women to dress in a way that attracts other same sex attracted women, which often has nothing to do with saying fuck you to heterosexuality, or being ugly, or whatever those jerks are saying.... I would rate a woman with a strong jawline and very muscular arms and a…
Attractiveness is not objective. People rate these women “attractive” because they adhere to a heteronormative ideal of femininity. It’s not the other way around, wherein innate attractiveness somehow causes innate heterosexuality, which is what people will assume when they speed-read these scientific studies. They…
That quote is actually an excerpt from Couderc’s new book, ‘What Lesbians Want.’ It’s comprised of 50 blank pages with the words “BUTCH” and “LEISURE” randomly inserted at the end.
My 63 year old mother in law has a white Leger dress in a UK size 16 that she bought in a Leger boutique in Las Vegas.
Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…
Bitch, I’ll wear what I want.