When I was younger and less inclined to stand up for myself, I allowed a boyfriend to shame me into daily shaving. I hated it, my skin hated it, and the boyfriend bitched about my stubble all the time. He insisted I try waxing but we were both broke as fuck so we got a home waxing kit and made a go at it with zero…

Lady here. I buzz mine off a couple of times per month with a Wahl clipper on the shortest guard. No ingrowns, takes seconds. No complaints.

I felt kinda hypocritical for a minute! I go full bush, but I kinda like it when dudes trim slightly. But then I remembered that my pussy is fabulous and any dude is lucky to get access, so.

Where’s the “Doesn’t matter; had sex” option for preferences on partners’ pubes?

Civil disobedience in a courtroom does not provoke change. It provokes a contempt of court charge and some quality time in a jail cell. Most people with any sense whatsoever know that they will only cause themselves more problems by mouthing off to a judge, regardless of how unethical, unreasonable, or outrageous the…

My fave Pony cover is still the one by Far: https://youtu.be/9k8

The stripped down original just has that low down dirty simplicity that makes it such a good slow grinder. But I don’t hate the Rustie version. ETA: my vote goes for the genuine Ginuwine.

why is this news? people smuggle drugs across the border everyday, b.

To be fair, does sound like the 500 calories wouldn’t, you know, necessarily stay in your stomach long enough to do owt to your waistline.

If you really want to maximize the health benefits from butter coffee, substitute 2 parts of bacon grease for each part of coconut oil.

two things that I feel like a person could give up for the rest of their life if they wanted to

Why should I have to abandon foods I enjoy when something is available to substitute. I love coffee, and if milk or a substitute isn’t available, sure i’ll drink it black. But if a substitute is available, why should I give up something I love when I can alter it a bit and still enjoy it?

I’m lactose intolerant and am watching my calories. Gimme my almond flavored 80 calorie cup of water. That shit tastes good with oatmeal.

And Tiesto wept.

My mother’s 64 and she would disagree with everything you say! And she is not in fact a classless dirty hippy.

Fucking classless

Three blocks in a Chicago winter is FOREVER! First time I was in Chicago (probably 25 years ago) went to Morton’s with clients and as we were leaving they asked if I wanted a ride to my hotel - which was about three blocks away. I laughed at them , but they said the wind from the lake was fierce and outsiders aren’t…

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never mind that the website was the entire reason they’d gotten in contact with me,

AHHHH confronting my own mortality right about now