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Also of note, ABT now have their first Filipina-American principal ballerina in Stella Abrera.

I can and I did.

That would be the decent thing to do. Some peole have a hard time being decent.

“WAAAH, my brother murdered a bunch of people, give me money for my wedding sads.”

How is it possible for a person to be this wrong

who would invite these THUGS to their wedding? i mean, what an abominable display of white on white crime. and letting a 14 year old minor drink? it just goes to show you that while most white people are respectable, job holding types, there are some who just can’t function in society. sad. #puresarcasm

I’m with you- to this DAY I can’t watch horror movies, I get frightened so ridiculously easily. When I’m in the theater and the trailers for a horror film start up look away I have to just sit there and stare down into my lap until it’s over. If I was a kid and accidentally saw the first five minutes of Insidious, I’d

When my sister was 12, she ordered porn at the Disney resort hotel in Anaheim. You can imagine my parents’ delight. No really, they thought it was hilarious.

Oh my god, I would have DIED. I mean I probably would have literally died. I was an easily terrified kid. I ran out of the theater (not just the specific movie theater, but the ENTIRE theater building and into the parking lot!) during a screening of... An American Tail. I mean there was a cat that was kind of scary!

That is almost the weirdest part! It all starts because she sees wedding photos and by the end he has somehow convinced her he’s only engaged? HOW? I think we’ve found the most gullible woman on the planet AND the one hell of a sociopath.

A good lawyer doesn’t argue about things that aren’t worth arguing about.

That is because in cases of bribery of a judge (which is the ONLY time an acquittal can be set aside) the defendant was never in “jeopardy” in the first place - there was never actually a true trial. So it’s not really a double jeopardy issue.

I must have missed that day in law school where they taught us that double jeopardy “arguably” applies to acquittals.

Maybe I can get out of the greys with this one.

It was my friend’s wedding in Savannah. I was a bridesmaid. The groom’s brother went up to my room with me, to “put some wine bottles in the fridge”. Then, he did the best thing someone has ever done to me: he helped me take out ever single bobby pin from my updo and then massaged my scalp. . . .

We like to justify it by saying “but we’re married now, Jesus says it’s OK!”

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Dry wedding.

Wow, I mis-read the motherfucker out of your comment and assumed you meant your spouse likes to occasionally defecate on your head during sex and I was thinking to myself, “Ye gads, I had no idea this was so popular in porn.” (Also “oh my stars”) then realized you meant ejaculate and I was all “WHEW.” Carry on, folks.