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I don’t mind shitty wine if I make it into a spritzer, or if I’m just trying to get drunk fast. But if I’m trying to have a sensory experience, I want goooooood wine. And I’ve developed a palate that can absolutely tell the difference, even if I’m nowhere near connoisseur level.

SAY THAT AGAIN! Only buying cheap wine is like only eating the cheapest fast food or only buying the cheapest clothes. We all have budgets, but none of these things add true value to your life and don’t save you that much money. In some cases, it costs more to be cheap.

Let me also add that developing good taste means

Life is too short to drink shitty wine. It really is.

There’s a new start-up in SF that will come to your house on garbage day and, using copies of your key that you provide them (sorry, no one gets a key to my place), takes your cans to the curb for you, because you are a lazy 20-something tech millionaire with more money than sense

I have this little clock in the corner of my computer screen that tells me when it’s time to drink. Usually 5:00, 4:30 on Fridays.

My IUD is my favorite earthly possession. I totally understand that its not for everyone but it is for meeeeee. I’ve struggled my whole life with so many feelings of anger geared towards what felt so unfair about being a woman dealing with periods, cramps, awfulness. An IUD has lifted so many feelings of resentment

Unholy Clots needs to be an all-female punk band name.

I wish my period blood could just be like... sucked out of me so I don’t have to have days and days of bleeding.

Team IUD.

After the previous episode, I was like OK, OK, Black Jack is a sadist–I didn’t understand why we were being subjected to this continued voyeuristic violence. As the finale went on though, I had a few realizations that I didn’t expect:

I absolutely agree- that’s what separates the use of rape here from its use in GoT (aside from the male victim). I had to stop watching GoT awhile back because sexual assault has become so casually used as a minor plot point. If rape is depicted, it’s so important that it’s treated with the gravity it deserves. But I

I finished watching it a few hours ago and I’m still processing everything. It was hard to watch. And while the main argument for displeasure with it seems to be that a lot of it was unnecessary or gratuitous (and I totally get that though that isn’t my complete view)...my overall feeling is that...I’m glad that they

The acting in this show is phenomenal. Balfe plays Claire beautifully, strong and smart but at times naive, and Heughan brings the perfect amount of masculinity combined with gentleness and vulnerability to Jamie.

I know, kind of a weird thing to say but one of the things I love about the books is that Jamie never forgets Wentworth . It’s never dropped from his characterization and even 30 years later it takes all but 5 words and it’s all back .

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered

*Nope not changing her fucking name.

Oh. My. Gawwwwd. WOW.

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

Not gonna lie I’m so livid with your mother rn! That was your graduation!!!! So in the spirit of this article can I make it all about me for a second? Great.